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"Poisoned...
by, God! No... by Ten."
Friday
Gallery
3:00PM rolled in and
the Dealers Room opened while panels started. While
this allowed people to commence the SacAnime experience,
having both rooms on the same side of the hall made
it confusing to determine which line was for what. Having
already perused the Dealers Room in the morning to determine
what I wanted later and attending the Travis Willingham
and Vic Mignogna voice acting panel would yield the
information needed for my Arts & Entertainment articles,
I opted for the panels. I hoped Laura Bailey would have
joined so I could get the trifecta in one panel, but
she was working and flying in later that night.
No matter how much an
anime fan loves or hates an English dubs, it is very
hard to hate these people live onstage. They all ooze
a certain charisma during their panels. That combined
with already established fan girls and fan boys screaming
over every little thing they really sucks you into joining
the love. I fear what would happen to any poor sod who
dares to boo a voice actor in a room full of fans. While
I could give a play by play commentary of what those
two said as Edward Elric and Roy Mustang, the
video I shot will help people relive those fabulous
moments such as Vic's adoration for Star Trek TOS
and stopping short of the not so fabulous moment where
the panel ended after one attendee had a diabetic seizure.
The staff and attendees were calm and supportive in
assisting her and getting the medics to arrive.
Panel finished, I hit
the Dealers Room to get the pocket watch I promised
Pegasus
Maiden that I would buy. With the economic decline
combined with a lack of interest, I really had nothing
to buy at the Dealers Room. The Escapist provides
me my DVDs, the costumes I want are not in my size,
and I lack the shelf space to store merchandise. Though
I do admit I was thirsty for something more than water.
Anime
V with its new employee Ten sold me a melon soda.
My only memory of melon soda before my convention life
was that a lady friend of mine requested I get her some
bottles during a trip to Japan. Mind you, this was a
more innocent time before Mitsuwa and bans on carrying
liquids beyond the 3-1-1 rule on airplanes. Perhaps
drinking one would remind me of those simpler times.
Yomi finally got us checked
into the hotel room. But she opted for a room on the
other side of the hotel that was closer to her car.
There is nothing like seeing a diminutive Asian lady
push her way into a better room. The room was like any
hotel room and I would mainly need it to change, shower,
and dump photos and video.
I was busy unloading
the contents of my phaser when I felt the food poisoning
coursing through my body. Nothing kills a convention
mood better than illness. Judging from the food I ate
in relation to the timing of the poisoning, the only
suspect was that bottle of melon soda. Whether a natural
reaction to a foreign drink, a defective product that
was tainted, or intentional sabotage from Ten, I quit
letting paranoia take over and just wanted to cure myself.
I turned to my suitcase and its supply of food, first
aid, and drugs. I tried my Florida's
Natural Blend Fruit Juice Nuggets convention rations--easier
to carry and nationally superior to Pocky--hoping some
calories would offset the poisoning to no avail. I knew
painkillers would not work but took them nevertheless
hoping for a placebo effect. Nope. The first aid kit
that I got from work only treated cuts so unless I wanted
to swallow a bandage I needed something stronger. With
steady doses of vitamin C and pink stomach panacea,
I was able to get over the poisoning by the end of the
night in between trips to find region from a porcelain
god.
Travis Willingham was
a good sport in signing autographs for every attendee
willing to stand in line. I was the last fan in before
the cut off that night. Most conventions treat Press
like cattle, which really de-motivate me from writing
favorably about their convention. Say what you want
about organization, but SacAnime really knows how to
treat its Press. If I want to bypass lines to get to
the panel I need to cover, they will wave me through
before the panel and allow me to set up as long as I
do not block the way. I only draw the line at using
the Press badge to bypass autograph lines. I get really
annoyed when Press people abuse their passes to jump
ahead of the line to get personal autographs. This is
what gives us a bad name. Bypassing the line to photograph
the autographing is coverage. The moment you ask a guest
to autograph your personal items, you are just another
fan and needs to stand in line like the rest of the
fans.
The food poisoning and
subsequent drugs to fix it made me late for Vic Mignogna's
concert. My Press badge allowed me inside in time to
see the final two songs. As Full Metal Fantasy
served as buffer, I watched Vic with the tech guys as
he prepared for his final act and complimented his performance
as he walked back onto the stage. While I am sure he
sounded great, the acoustics and background sounds covered
most of his voice so I could barely hear him from the
back row. Additionally, the lighting and the medication
kicking in gave Vic a devilishly red glow during those
songs. Catching up with Trina and Jaimie after the concert,
we stood in line to get his autograph. Still hyped up
from the concert, Jaimie and I bought one of Vic's CDs.
I swear, if Vic were a little older and his fans were
of voting age, he could easily run for President. Later
at midnight, Voltaire
was signing autographs and taking part in one hell of
a prank call with an innocent attendee's phone. And
I thought I could spew forth a stream of ad-libbed bizarre
scenarios.
After handing off some
of my Fruit Juice Nuggets to Little Sister #3 and a
passerby in desperate need with low blood sugar--I really
need to bring more of those--Trina, Jaimie, and I ventured
beyond the convention grounds for cheap eats and I learned
my GPS simply sucks when navigating Sacramento streets.
We nearly drove into bat country thanks to its misdirection.
I returned to the video room to assist Yomi. We had
a special night planned with the gaming department but
had to wait for those slowpokes to show up. In between
cleaning up aisles, rearranging chairs, taping up curtains
and screens, and chatting about our personal lives while
waiting for the green light to start the special night,
I sometimes popped off to partake in some honey liquor
and other spirits. I cannot determine whether this stuff
made me a friendlier person, but when my toasts are
in celebration of what passes as a lady in this room,
maybe I have had a bit too much. Then I had even more
when Ryu showed up and invited me to his room for sake
and women uninterested in either of us. One last trip
through the empty halls of SacAnime yielded in the most
efficient "date" I have had thanks to a pair
of Naughty Dice.
Returning to the video
room with a certain swagger typical of one who has enjoyed
his drinks, Yomi informed me the special night was canceled
so we packed up, closed up, and retired for the night
after she introduced me to fellow video room staff Maxine
and Santiago. As the food poisoning gave its final bouts
of resistance and my painkillers wore off, I welcomed
a good eight hours of sleep. Then I realized I had my
early morning flight to Los Angeles for ALA.
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